Proves they aren't real..

Unicorns were mentioned in the bible.

That's messed up

Doctors have successfully grown artificial vaginas in a lab. 

Vampires ahoy

The next 'Blood Moon' is meant to appear on April 15th 2014. 

How Time Flies...

Ask Ketchum would be 29 now. 

Yuck

Snails breathe through their feet.

Twerk it

Having a fat ass and thighs is better for your brain than having a fat stomach.

So Smart

Albert Einstein never knew how to drive a car.

True Dat

If you love 2 people, choose the second one. If you really loved the first person, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

Not so swaggy now...

'SWAG' was used by gay men in the 60's to represent 'Secretely We Are Gay'