Sunday, 13 April 2014
Proves they aren't real..
Unicorns were mentioned in the bible.
Friday, 11 April 2014
That's messed up
Doctors have successfully grown artificial vaginas in a lab.
Wednesday, 9 April 2014
Sunday, 6 April 2014
Twerk it
Having a fat ass and thighs is better for your brain than having a fat stomach.
Saturday, 5 April 2014
So Smart
Albert Einstein never knew how to drive a car.
Thursday, 3 April 2014
True Dat
If you love 2 people, choose the second one. If you really loved the first person, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.
Tuesday, 1 April 2014
Not so swaggy now...
'SWAG' was used by gay men in the 60's to represent 'Secretely We Are Gay'
Monday, 31 March 2014
Well that sucks...
Some analysts suggest that humans have reached the peak of athletic performance and we won't evolve to be any better than we are now.
Sunday, 30 March 2014
Quiet, please.
Families who turn off the television when eating a meal tend to be healthier.
Friday, 28 March 2014
Just in case you're doing your theory...
Tread depth must be 1.6mm across 3/4 of the central reservation and there should be no cuts or bulges around the tyre.
No need for education
Emma Watson had to leave college because every time she answered a question correctly, someone would shout "That's 10 points to Gryfindor!"
Thursday, 27 March 2014
Oh noo
Studies show that our current climate change is happening 10,000x faster than evolution.
Wednesday, 26 March 2014
You never could of guessed...
All modern music originated from Jazz.
What a nice guy
Jim Carrey would often wear tap dancing shoes to bed in case his parents needed cheering up in the middle of the night.
To anyone that see's these posts on Twitter...
The iPhone 6 has not been announced yet. Do not click on the links which make it appear to have been. All of them are rumours.
Not such a bad place
There is a a McDonald’s, Subway, KFC & A&W, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Starbucks and a bowling alley at Guantanamo Bay.
It's all in your head
You only go through two days of physical withdrawal when giving up smoking. The rest is psychological.
Hooray for friends!
People with stronger friendships can communicate far better with facial gestures.
That's unlucky...
A man got struck by lightning four times and lived to tell the tale. He then committed suicide at the age of 79.
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