Proves they aren't real..

Unicorns were mentioned in the bible.

That's messed up

Doctors have successfully grown artificial vaginas in a lab. 

Vampires ahoy

The next 'Blood Moon' is meant to appear on April 15th 2014. 

How Time Flies...

Ask Ketchum would be 29 now. 

Yuck

Snails breathe through their feet.

Twerk it

Having a fat ass and thighs is better for your brain than having a fat stomach.

So Smart

Albert Einstein never knew how to drive a car.